{"product_id":"funny_sarcastic_statement_t-shirt-_skip_to_where_i_care","title":"Funny Sarcastic Statement T-Shirt: Skip to Where I Care","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your witty side with this bold statement t-shirt. The shirt features a crisp, white text design that reads, 'CAN WE SKIP TO THE PART WHERE I CARE?' printed on a classic black tee. Crafted from what appears to be a soft, comfortable cotton blend, this t-shirt is perfect for casual wear, making a statement, or just expressing your unique sense of humor. Ideal for everyday outings, social gatherings, or simply lounging at home, this tee adds a touch of sarcasm and fun to any outfit. Get yours today and let your clothes do the talking!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sarah Tudor Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42549248852062,"sku":"T2133358-B-S","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42549248884830,"sku":"T2133358-B-M","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42549248917598,"sku":"T2133358-B-L","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42549248950366,"sku":"T2133358-B-XL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":42549248983134,"sku":"T2133358-B-XXL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXXL","offer_id":42549249015902,"sku":"T2133358-B-XXXL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42549249048670,"sku":"T2133358-W-S","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42549249081438,"sku":"T2133358-W-M","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42549249114206,"sku":"T2133358-W-L","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42549249146974,"sku":"T2133358-W-XL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXL","offer_id":42549249179742,"sku":"T2133358-W-XXL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXXL","offer_id":42549249212510,"sku":"T2133358-W-XXXL","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5157\/1038\/files\/9e3DlPum6qbWjgxnHT7QloBcHENBG3dsnWbFUZTG_78e0edbd-d909-47cc-bda8-f331958d9c2d.webp?v=1773744914","url":"https:\/\/susanbellm.xyz\/products\/funny_sarcastic_statement_t-shirt-_skip_to_where_i_care","provider":"Sarah Tudor Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}